Monday, January 26, 2009

MASH 1

MAGIC NUMBER: 10

Dwelling:
-Mansion
-Amongst the Undead, in a Crypt
-Shantytown in the Dockyard
- Hippie-Dippy Commune
-A Totally Awesome Apartment

Where You’ll Be Living:
-Canada
-In NY & LA
-Off the Grid
-Bay Area
-HELL

Mode of Transportation:
-Fancy Mountain Bike
-Magical Rainbow
-Commuter Train
-A Jeep Grand Wagoneer with body rot that leaks oil, but looks really cool
-Your own damned Legs

Career:
-Professional Artist
-Professor of the Arts
-Bullshit Artist
-Piece of Shit on the Street
-Beautiful Supermodel

Pets:

-Piece of Shit on the street
-Clever and friendly Talking Rat
-Loving and faithful Dog
-Imperious -yet attentive- Cat
-A UNICORN

Significant Other:

-Abusive Sociopath, but great in bed
-Charismatic and Gay!
-Your Shrink
-Attractive and Capable Lover of Your Dreams
-Ugly, but Monied

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