Friday, September 25, 2009

Spain + Cameroon


THE FIRST DAUGHTERS OF SPAIN
and some other people



THE FIRST LADY OF CAMEROON
and some other people.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

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Asthmatic wheezing, Bloody bleedies, Crumpled up wad of tissue, Decongestant, Expectorant, Fantastical healing, Gobs, Hacking cough, Ignominious, Jibe, K-aatchoo, Lots of lemon, Menstrual terror, No booze no smokes no caffeine, Over it, Pustule, Quack doctor, Re-cooperate, Sinusitus, Turgid, Ute, Vacate, Whatever I'm sure, X-pose, Yuck, Z-pack.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

Shopping List

Apples, Artichoke Hearts, Bananas, Balsamic Vinegar, Bike Battery, Butter, Capers, Celery, Cheese, Garlic, Midol, Milk, Mini Pizza, Paper Towels, Pickles, Raisin Bread, Razor-comb, Sage, Salad Greens, Sauerkraut, Seltzer, Shampoo, Tampons, Tomato Paste, Vegan Cutlets, Yogurt.

RED


Poisonous berries, mushrooms, frogs
Look but don’t touch
Touch but don’t taste.
So many shades of lipstick and
It’s never the right red.
Red signs and lights will stop your car.
Red capes enrage bulls and enrobe catholic cardinals
And spotting the kind that can fly is lucky.
Red is lucky in China
Red will not be quiet.
A reliable red backpack
A raspberry beret from the second-hand store.
Three shades of red stockings
Five favorite dresses, seven sweaters and
Too many pairs of sneakers in various states of decay.
Remember the “Red Shoes”:
When pretty redheaded Moira
Put them on she knew she
Had done something wrong.
“Lady in red is dancing with me.”
Mary of Scots and Elizabeth I
Lucille Ball, Ginger Rogers, Clara Bow
Tilda Swinton, Annie Lennox, Tori Amos
Kate Bush, Kate Winslet,
Kate Hepburn, Cate Blanchett.
Bette Davis.
Cleopatra.
Mom.
Richard the Lionhearted, Jean-Paul Sarte
Vivaldi, Napoleon, Van Gogh and Joyce.
Lawrence, Lenin, Jefferson, Custer, Churchill
Robert Redford, Johnny Rotten
Lord Byron
David Bowie
And also, Dads beard.

erommoreerommore

Abalone, Bushy bushy blonde hairdo's, Cat shit, Devotion, Effervescent, Forbidden black rice, Gobbledygook, Hush now don't speak, Indolent, Jet-lag, KMFDM, Losery, Maudlin piano solo cover of: "Every step you take/I'll be missin' U", Nebula, O, Painting, Quail eggs in a wicker basket, Run away with me, Striped sun-dress, Tomato and watermelon salad, U-boat, Very cold Riesling, Washing my face, X-axis, YES, Zelda Fitzgerald.