MAMIE AND ME

H a p p y  B i r t h d a y!

Lux Does The Dead

LUX 

INTERIOR

8.21.1948 – 2.4.2009

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Reserved Label

Arrogant, Bullshit, Creepy, Deep, Erroneous, Freaky, Groupie, Hippie, Insane, Jeepers, Krispy, Laughter, Mysteries, Nibble, Operate, Pensive, Queenlier, Responder, Stoop, Tacky, Ugly, Vampire, Whats-His-Face, Xerox, Yelp, Zimbra

Actually, Batty, Crinkle, Devil, Elegant, Flap, Gangrene, Hello, Incite, Jabberwocky, Kelvin, Lamplighter, Married, Noxious, Obvious, Pelt, Quandary, Relegate, Star-Crossed, Usually, Valium, Wuss, XXX, Yellow-Bellied, Zombie

ABraCadabra

Accolades, Buried, Cat-scan, Dog-shit, Eggplant, Goad, Highbrow, Ick, Jazz, Kite, Lump, Mump, Nuzzle, Open, Preen, Quail, Resident, Stamp, Tongue, Up, Vroom, What, Xanadu, Yuppie, Zippo

ABCD!

Agency, Bureau, Cat-fight, Death-march, Excellent, Fahrenheit, Gooky, Helluva, Investigation, Jailbird, Kremlin, Lamia, Murderer, Non, Oops, Pedophile, Question-mark, Rug-rat, Sociopath, Trial, Uterus, Vagina, Witch, Xx, Yeasty, Zoom

AyBeeCee

Axiom, Burlap, Campfire, Deathbed, Egg-noodle, Free-Shit, Gamekeeper, Hi-lighter, 

Jokester, Kelly Green, Loma Linda, Magnesium, Nope, Opiates, Punch, Quarrel, Resuscitate, Tubby, Underground,

Vaccine, Wocka Wocka, Xlap you in the face, Young, Zap

MASH 1

MAGIC NUMBER: 10

Dwelling:
-Mansion
-Amongst the Undead, in a Crypt
-Shantytown in the Dockyard
- Hippie-Dippy Commune
-A Totally Awesome Apartment

Where You’ll Be Living:
-Canada
-In NY & LA
-Off the Grid
-Bay Area
-HELL

Mode of Transportation:
-Fancy Mountain Bike
-Magical Rainbow
-Commuter Train
-A Jeep Grand Wagoneer with body rot that leaks oil, but looks really cool
-Your own damned Legs

Career:
-Professional Artist
-Professor of the Arts
-Bullshit Artist
-Piece of Shit on the Street
-Beautiful Supermodel

Pets:
-Piece of Shit on the street
-Clever and friendly Talking Rat
-Loving and faithful Dog
-Imperious -yet attentive- Cat
-A UNICORN

Significant Other:
-Abusive Sociopath, but great in bed
-Charismatic and Gay!
-Your Shrink
-Attractive and Capable Lover of Your Dreams
-Ugly, but Monied